Once upon a yester hour their lived 13 nobodys 5 crazed fans and a screw!!! the org.13
Monica, Lelly, Clau, Annie, and me Ashley , also my imagenary friends screwy and bob
lets gp see to moni :D o.o i think i am afread too but k

Monica : *glomping casle oblivian*
Zexion : *swetdrops*  .____."" my crazy friend
Demyx : whats her problem?!?!
Monica : EVERYTHING :3
Demyx : should i be scared
Monica : BIG TIME BE VERY AFREID
Demyx : MOMMY D:
Demyx`s mom : -.- my son the wimp
Demyx :  :`( i am not
Demyx`s mom : yes you are
Demyx : * slaps moni and zexion across the face*  MUCH BETTER :D
Monica and Zexion : WTF, mate?!?! whats that for
Demyx : run  RUN AWAY *runs to room*
Moni : ._____________________________________."""""

OK so that was stupied!!! anyways  O.O o noses CLAU WILL KILL ME *runs away*

Axel : O CLAU :D
Clau : o joubia
Axel : >D your all mine
Screwy : *pops out of nowhere* BATH SOAP *pops aways*
Clau and Axel : ....ok then.
Axel : So where were we? >D
Clau: .____. BACK AWAYS *gets out mini portable chainsaw* D< AWAAAAAYYYY
Axel : *magicly rapes Clau*
Clau : OMFG I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ASHLEY
Axel : >3 *drags clau away*
Clau : NUUUUUUUUUUUUU HELP ME BANANA GODS
Banana Gods : *comes to clau in THE flying HIPPY van* ok clau NO *poofs away*
Clau : ._____________________________________. DAMN you REITA
Banana Gods : HAHAHA wait o.o how did you know  my identity?!?!?!?
Clau : >3 because i have pics of you *rapes reita*
Annie : *poops out of no where and joins rapes rieta* >3
Axel : ._________________. * slaps reita* ONLY I RAPE CLAU D:<
Reita : NO she raped me and maybe it was very unplesant
Axel : MAYBE *TURNS THE WHOLE FLOOR INTO FIRE* lets fight for her
Clau : .______________.

Well, Since Reita and Axel SUCK at fighting, and there fight was a SLAP-FIGHT,
we wont even bother showing you the fight, trust me, your not missing any action
-.-

Axel : I WIN :D *rapes clau*
Clau : thanx alot reita -.- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
reita : kingdom hearts sucks good day
Ashley : SHAME  D:<
Monica : where did you come from?!?!?!
Clau , Axel, Reita : where the HELL did YOU come from MONI
Monica :  well a long time ago i meet my life and then i was born
Zexion : WTF
Clau: save me please o.o
Screwy : BATH SOAP DUDES where is ZEXION
Zexion : -.- i am here  and I HAVE NO DAMN BATH SOAP ITS IN MY BATHROOM
DAMNIT :`( no more bath soap
Screwy and Monica : Awwwwwwwww we love bath soap though
Zexion: o.o nosesssssssss  *RUNS AWAYTO BATHROOM* LARXENE HAS THE
BATH SOAP!!!
Monica ,Screwy, Ashley, and Demyx : *runs to larxene`s room* BATH SOAP
Larxene :  o.o WHAT  
Monica ,Screwy, Ashley, and Demyx :  BATH SOAP , fool give it up
Larxene : g2g pee brb
Ashley : CAPITAL T.M.I
Monica : *Swetdrops*
Demyx : EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Screwy : TO ZEXIONS BATHROOM AWAY
Larxene : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Monica : whats with the caps locks ._________.
Everyone incloding narator : *swetdrops* -.-""

As they run to zexions room, zexion is taking a bath with ALL of the bath soap


Monica : *runs into her room aka zexion and monica share a room and gose into
the bathroom* zexion ._______.
Zexion: .___. uhh...
Monica: *nosebleeds and jumps into the bath*
Zexion : o.o ok then
Monica : *silence* o3o
Zexion :  *rapes monica*

Monica: (the real-life one): *reading the story now* o_____o...*nosebleeds and
drools like a zombie*  


Anyways thats scary o.o but ok anyways ok 2 pplz have been raped and rember this
an hour or a day!!!!!! ok lets go to lelly O SHIT HERE COMES SORA .________.
my X-bf o joubia

Lelly : o.o sora
Sora : yo
Ashley : YO is my word well me and moni`s word *punches sora*
Lelly : wtf *punches ashley*
Ashley :.___________.
Demyx : PUNCH PARTY o.o sora  ._______________. gess what sora
Sora : what
Demyx : i hate you
Sora : i know buyt y
Demyx : YOU KILLED ME IN KH2 ;_____________;
Sora : i know and i could kill you again
Ashley : I WILL KILL YOU D:<
Monica : *gets out poopkorn* i would love to see this
Screwy : *screws his butt into sora`s head* D:<
Sora : there is a nail in my head!?!?!
Screwy : I AM A SCREW!!!!!!!!!
Ashley : yeh are you blind
Monica : sora get a good life
Sora : i have one with my mom
Lelly : WHAT about me ._________________.
Sora : Nahhh jkjkjk
Lelly : *slaps sora* haha BUDY YOUR GOING TO DIE
Sora : NUUUUUU WHAT FOR?
Lelly : BECAUSE YOUR BEING A FAG TO ME AND MY BUDS D<
Sora : ...MOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY~ *rns*
Demyx : HEY THATS MY LINE, BITCH D< *is ran over by sora* x__o
Ashley : YOU HURT MY DEMMY-KUN YOU MAN-WHORE!
Lelly : shall we, ash?
Ashley : WE SHALL!
Lelly & Ashley : *start to chasing sora*
Screwy : LET ME HELP HE CALLED ME A NAIL O WAIT I AM STILL IN HIS HEAD
Sora : wait what x___X *dies of blood loss*
Screwy : EWWWWWWWW I AM ON A DEAD BODY I NEED BATH SOAP

Anyways o.o o shit DEMYX IS HURT  NUUUUUUUUUU no change seen yet
*RUNS AWAY*

Demyx : X____X
Ashley : *takes demmy to hospital*



2mins later

Ashley : WHERE THE HELL IS A DOCTER
Zexion : yo o.o WTF  what happend
Ashley : ZEXION how the hell are you a docter  
Zexion : i got a P.H.D you know
Ashley : but i thought you where to busy raping monica
Zexion : *slaps ashley* ENOUGH OF THAT
Ashley : huhu so you did rape her
Zexion : so what its not like you did not rape demyx before
Ashley : fine -.- Save him or monica will never rape you again
Zexion :*runs to demyx pics him up  and saves him* nuuuu
Ashley :*swetdrops* HAHA *walks into waiting room laughing her ass of*
My butt its off my body *runs in circles*
Monica : its just a fraze
Ashley : Soo how was you rapeing time with zexion
Monica : *slaps Ashley*
Ashley : WTF what is this slap Ashley day
Monica : well don`t be a perve then
Ashley :  YOUR THE PERVED ONE
Monica : true dat
Monica and Ashley : *sits down*
Ashley : y are you here
Monica : .__________________________. i don`t wanna say
Ashley : O.O you don`t mean
Monica : yeh
Ashley : OMFJ
Queen Minni : good day
Ashley : O.O WHERE IS THE KING
Queen Minni : right there
King MICKEY : yo
Ashley : the KING * bows down * i am not worthy
King Mickey : Ashley get up
Ashley : *gets up* y are you here wait OMFJ  MAYBE NAHH
King Mickey : yuups
Ashley : your dieing NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
King Mickey : not that the Queen
Ashley : CAPITAL O.M.F.J the QUEEN IS DIEING
King Mickey : NO DUMMY
Ashley : o.o ok then  i don`t wanna know *sits with moni*
Monica : your an idiot the queen is getting a check up duhhhhhh
Ashley : no she is dieing
Queen Minni : i am?? MICKEY!!!!!!!!!!
kING MICKEY : yeh
Queen Minni : y did you not tell me i am dieing
King Mickey : YOU ARE?!?!?!
Queen Minni : i am?? :`(

Zexion : ash :(
Ashley : WHATS WITH THE FROWN o no *crys on monica*
Monica : wtf, MATE?!?!  WHATS WRONG
Ashley : demmy
Monica : o,o HE DIED
Zexion : yeh :( but we think we can get him back to life in 15mins
Monica : how the hell in 15mins
Zexion : MONICA *DROOLS ALOT*
Monica : *nosebleeds* you just noticed me
Zexion : *kisses moni*
Monica :* blood gushes out of moni`s nose*
Zexion : Queen Minni OMFG
Ashley : :`( no its OMFJ *crys more*
King MICKEY : MINNI?!?!?! MONICA FUCK YOUR QUESTION
HELP MY QUEEN NOOOOOOO
Monica : *trys to punch the king*
Ashley : MONICA DON'T! YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLEEEE
Monica :...can i poke him?
Ashley : ...sure?!?!?!
Monica : :) *pokes the king VERY HARD*
King Mickey :  OW WTF
Monica : THATS FOR SAYING MY QUESTIONS SUCK, BITCH
Zexion : *caries queen into operation room*
Demyx : *walks out of room and yawns* yo
Ashley : DEMMY wait ZOMBIE
Demyx : i am alive
Ashley : *rapes demyx*
EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD : *SWETDROPS*
Zexion : your on t.v YA KNOW
Ashley : I DON`T KARE
Zexion : how the hell did you came back to life
DEMYX : *gets up* i was sleeping aka knocked out dude
Zexion : that explains the snoring *swetdrops*
Monica : *nosebleeds and swetdrops at the same time* (Monica only
Nosebled because she looked at Zexion's ass...)
Ashley : zexion you are very luckey your at a hospital
Zexion : y
Ashley : I AM GOING TO KILL YOU * HITS AT SLAPS ZEXION*
Zexion : OW WTF DUDE
Monica : NUUU YOU HURT ZEXI D<
Axel : *pops out of nowhere with popcorn* CATFIGHT
Clau and Annie : *pops in too* PERV
Lelly: *ALSO pops in* true dat ppl -.-
Ashley and Monica : *Swetdrop at everyone just popping in*
Ashley : okokokokok for one OMFJ AND FOR 2 i don`t wanna fight i wanna
be with meh demmy-kun
Monica : Well if you didn't wanna fight then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HURT
MAH ZEXION
Ashley : he scared meh saying demyx was dead :( *runs to casle*
everyone : *swetdrops*
Monica : ...crybaby -.-


5 seconds later

Ashley : I AM NOT I MADE COOKIES :D for dat no cookie for you
Monica : ......I DUN NEED YOUR DAMN COOKEHS, FOOL!
Zexion : *still in pain from when Ashley hit him* >.<


2 seconds later


Screwy : gess what
EVERYONE : WHAT
screwy : good news and bad news
monica : whats the good news
screwy : BATH SOAP
Ashley : and dah bad news
Screwy : you where right
Ashley : i was?!?! about what?
Annie : bout dah queen dieing
King Mickey : WHAT!?!?!?!??! D:<
Lelly : she dies in 2 days vexen said
King Mickey : VEXEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vexen : holy joubia
Monica : can i have a cookie
Ashley : NANI  no
Monica : @(T_T)@  NANI BUT Y
Ashley : because *shoves cookie in moni`s mouth* HAPPY
Monica : yeh
Vexen : MONICA YOUR NEXT
Monica : SHIT
Ashley , lelly , annie : huhu
Clau : hehe monica i am the nurce
Monica : lord help me now
God : nahh i got more important things to do
Monica : reita??
reita :HOW THE HELL DO YOU PPL KNOW WHO I AM
Annie : can i have a pic of you nude
REITA :  ok *hands pic*
Annie : OMFG COOOOOOOOOOOOL *nosebleeds so hard her nose falls off*
Clau : MONICA PLEASE COME IN
Monica : o crap
Clau : come on damnit i got an P.H.D now :D
Monica : but your only in high skool
Clau : i skipped it :D they just handed it to me
Monica : o.o im gonna die
Princess : bark bark growl  woof  *eats a rock and spits it out on clau`s foot*
Clau : OWWWWWW WTF WHO IS THAT
Monica : my doggie =3


As they do random tests to monica giving her giant needles about a foot long

Monica : n-n-needle
Vexen : crybaby
Clau : its the only way to find out
Monica : o.o
SCREWY : THE BATH SOAP IS AMONG US
Clau : omfg not that anything but that VEXEN YOU TELL HER
Vexen : NO YOU
CLAU : *GETS ZEXION WISPERS THE PROBLEM THEN  MAKES HIM TELL YOU*
Zexion :o.o *silence* you are__________________________
uhhhm well *sweats* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS
CLAU : *SLAMS HIM INTO WALL*
Zexion : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A-a-a-a-a-a m-mm-m-
m *runs away*&
zexion : *runs back * *yells so laud the whole world heres * your a MOM
*RUNS AWAY*
Monica  : WTF, MATE?



   2mins LATER



Monica : Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Zexion : o noses
Ashley : crap
Lelly :  not that
Annie : o.o
Clau : back to the hospital we go


As they all go back to the hospital and to remined you this is only one hour all this
craped happend and blabla bla monica is in labor what the hell!!!!!!!!! HAHA


WARNIG:OK LOOK THIS PART IS TO GROSS FOR ME TO EXPLAIN AND
IF ANYONE IS HERE UNDER THE AGE OF 18  YOU MIGHT
WANNA WALK AWAY AND DON`T SHOW YOUR PARENTS!!!

bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Vexen : here is your baby girl
Monica : i will name her....... idk
Ashley : name her afredmollina
Zexion and monica : FUCK YOU
Zexion : name her hayden
Monica : ok :)
Annie : aww
Clau : o.o
Lelly : *still horribly disgusted*
Ashley : im doomed
Screwy : Bath soap o.o OMFJ  I AM SCARED FOR LIFE




OK THE QUEEN LIVED AND OUR HOUR IS ALOMST DONE BUT WE HAVE EOUGH
TIME FOR ONE MORE EVENT

zexion : TEA PARTY
demyx : GET THE TEA AND CROMPITS
zexion : have them dude :D IM A DAD
demyx : im an uncle :D
zexion and demyx : *eat tea and drink crompits*


THE END :D =3 XD DX WHEE


BEFORE WE GO THIS IS FICTION AND NONE OF THIS HAPPEND!!!! I WISH I
REALLY RAPED DEMYX THOUGH :(  NOW HERE IS THE REAL NON PREGENT MONI


Monica : Ok people, this is teh real Monica and I have one important thing to say....


This....is.....BATTTTTTHHHHHHSSSSSOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!

Oh, and the cake is a lie!